Just 2 hours ago, first party studios began an attack on Watchdog. These attacks continue as I speak. Second party studios are not engaged.
This conflict started August 18th when the dictator of Watchdog humiliated a helpless comrade. PlayStation -- a member of the Sony League and a member of the United Consoles -- was mocked; its owners, laughed at. One month ago, Watchdog started this cruel war against PlayStation. Tonight, the battle has been joined.
This military...
Good morning. In less than an hour, gamers from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest multiplayer battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by the RROD anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is n4g MAG Beta Day, and you will once again be playing a PlayStation 3 exclusive... Not a port, shovleware, or Oh.Damn.Same.Thing...
Emperor PlayStation has received the code.
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At first they came for the Eternal Sonata and I said nothing because I am not a music fan
Then they came for the Tales of Vesperia and I said nothing because I was poor
Then they came for Star Ocean-- and there was no one left to speak out for Xbox 360 RPGs
I will now deliver a message to the many people of the internet.
We are the Holy Empire of Sony.
We are a AAA company, which employ the home consoles, the PlayStation.
The purpose for which we, Holy Empire of Sony, exists is...
To end all console warfare on this planet.
We do not seek to fight for personal gain.
In order to eliminate the strife of console war on fanboy's hearts, we stand.
As I am doing presently, we shall announce our intentions to al...
I will now deliver a message to the many people of the internet.
We are the Holy Empire of Sony.
We are a AAA company, which employ the home consoles, the PlayStation.
The purpose for which we, Holy Empire of Sony, exists is...
To end all console warfare on this planet.
We do not seek to fight for personal gain.
In order to eliminate the strife of console war on fanboy's hearts, we stand.
As I am doing presently, we shall announce our intentions to al...
We have lost a hero to our glorious and noble cause, but does this foreshadow our defeat?
No! It is a new beginning.
Compared to the Xbox Federation, the National sales of PlayStation are less that one half of theirs.
But, despite this major difference, how is it that we have managed to fight the Xbox for so long?
It is because our goal in this War is a righteous one.
It’s been over 2 years since the elite of Publishers & Developers, consumed by greed, too...
Truth and hope in our Fatherland!
And death to every console foe!
Our consumers shall not pause to rest
We vow our loyalty
Old traditions they will abide
Arise young heroes!
Our past inspires noble deeds
All Hail PlayStation!
Immortal beacon shows the way
Step forth, seek glory!
Hoist your controllers high into the clouds
Hail PlayStation!
Our Emperor stands astride this world
He'll vanquish eve...
Truth and hope in our Fatherland!
And death to every console foe!
Our consumers shall not pause to rest
We vow our loyalty
Old traditions they will abide
Arise young heroes!
Our past inspires noble deeds
All Hail PlayStation!
Immortal beacon shows the way
Step forth, seek glory!
Hoist your controllers high into the clouds
Hail PlayStation!
Our Emperor stands astride this world
He'll vanquish eve...
All consoles are not created equal.
Some are created innovatively, or more powerful, or with creators of greater status.
Some, by contrast, are born weak of hardware or software, or with few, if any, exclusives.
All consoles are different.
Yes, the very existence of console is discriminatory!
That is why there is war, trollan, and butthurt.
Inequality is not evil.
Equality is.
What became of SEGA, who claimed that all are equal?
All consoles are not created equal.
Some are created innovatively, or more powerful, or with creators of greater status.
Some, by contrast, are born weak of hardware or software, or with few, if any, exclusives.
All consoles are different.
Yes, the very existence of console is discriminatory!
That is why there is war, trollan, and butthurt.
Inequality is not evil.
Equality is.
What became of SEGA, who claimed that all are equal?
All consoles are not created equal.
Some are created innovatively, or more powerful, or with creators of greater status.
Some, by contrast, are born weak of hardware or software, or with few, if any, exclusives.
All consoles are different.
Yes, the very existence of console is discriminatory!
That is why there is war, trolls, and tears.
Inequality is not evil.
Equality is.
What became of SEGA, who claimed that all are equal?
It is in const...
All consoles are not created equal.
Some are created innovatively, or more powerful, or with creators of greater status.
Some, by contrast, are born weak of hardware or software, or with few, if any, exclusives.
All consoles are different.
Yes, the very existence of console is discriminatory!
That is why there is war, trolls, and tears.
Inequality is not evil.
Equality is.
What became of SEGA, who claimed that all are equal?
It is in const...
I had hoped that when the Holy Empire of Sony Congress, in historic debate, took its resolute action, Watchdog would realize they could not prevail and would move out of PlayStation in accord with the United Console resolutions. They did not do that. Instead, they remained intransigent, certain that time was on their side.
Watchdog was warned over and over again to comply with the will of the United Consoles: Leave PlayStation alone, or be driven out. Watchdog has arrogantly reje...